I am seeking the seemingly impossible. My husband likes to haul things around in my minivan that he shouldn't... like scrap metal, loose mulch, and all kinds of odds and ends. He really needs a cheap beat up old pick-up truck. He needs something that won't be driven often, doesn't have to look very nice, gas mileage isn't important, you get the idea. By cheap, I mean like $500-$700. I have a few requirements. Since I'm a safety nut, (and we have children) it has to have seatbelts that work. Since he isn't much on the mechanical side, something in need of a new engine or transmission wouldn't be good for us. A title is a must, as is something that would pass an inspection with little or no major work. I know it's a crazy request, but hey somebody might have something, right? Thank you!